sodamnrelatable:

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.

(Source: marianacota)

"JUAN: Nandyan po ba yung anak niyo?
.
.
.
.
NANAY: Wala umalis tulog!
.
.
.
.
.
.
JUAN: Ah sige, pakigising na lang po pagdating. =) laughtrip :D"

(via iamtimponce)